it's monday all right

I just cleaned up overflowed pee water off of the bathroom floor. Yes, I got my feet wet in it. Yes, I already disinfected the floor. And my feet. The water has just finished dripping down from the toilet base into my empty laundry basket down in the laundry room. If I were you, I'd buy stock in Lysol wipes. (Not really. I buy the generic ones, of course.) This entitles me to ice cream today, right?

no, we're not getting a new pet

We went to check out one of the local Christian schools with Kaylee a couple weeks ago, and here's what happened in the science classroom:

Yeah - a snake. I'm not sure that kid's mine.